The best of this week's most outrageous Charleston police reports

Image by Flickr user adie reed Nothing screams "steal me" like chicken and bacon.

Is that chicken, bacon, and salad dressing in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

That would have been my first question to the man that Charleston's finest caught attempting to stuff all three items down the front of his pants without being noticed.

To see what other whacked out criminal activity took place last week in the Holy City, hop over to the Charleston City Paper's Blotter.

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