Amusing police tales for July 16, 2008

Some of this week's more amusing tales from the police reports:

Hundreds of hot dog buns and hamburger patties nabbed. What about the hot dogs and hamburger buns? Someone didn't think this through.
A reminder it's best not to pass out in the parking lot and leave your car doors unlocked when you have expensive stereo equipment. Actually, that's just not a good idea, regardless of the car.
No fun on July 4th = much rage.

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