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If you're having a slow start to your Wednesday, here's something to make you chuckle: A missed connection on Craigslist.

Up this time we've got a 45-year-old male who couldn't connect with the "the coy minx in the enormous comrade hat with the earflaps like a quizzical Belgian rabbit" because her check out was too speedy.

We feel your pain "pallid rabbi in disguise as a blonde lifeguard."

Go take a a read.

Thanks for unearthing this little gem, Dan.