ILWYW Notes: On High-waisted

Oh, the high-waisted pants, shorts, skirts, and other bottoms....We thought it would go away, but this oh so unflattering trend has persisted and stayed with us.
Stop, we say.Stop,and save yourself from looking  like a  flat-bottomed, crotch-emphasized, squeeze.

They flatten our bottoms.Let's just say it: they emphasize your crotch.
 And don't slim down our tummies, but squeeze it all in there (see sausage.)
With most fashion don'ts, there are a few exceptions.
The high-waisted trouser, and trouser shorts. And the high-waisted skirt.                     The End.

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