Image by Flickr user The Roaming Radiographer Perhaps if use it as a divining rod it will lead me to my car ...

The Moultrie News has it's weekly blotter installment of offbeat crime in the Mount Pleasant area.

I've seen better installments, but this one's worth a read for the guy who reported his car stolen after a night of heavy drinking, the friend that pawns your Wii, and a reminder that you can get arrested for drunk walking.

Go take a read: Blotter part one and blotter part two.