The Dr. Zoidberg shuffle tops this week's Charleston police blotter

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It is officially no longer safe to impersonate your favorite 'Futurama' characters on city streets.

Apparently acting like Dr. Zoidberg while walking down King Street will get you socked in the face. God only knows what the consequences would be for acting like Bender.

The Charleston City Paper's highlights from the City of Charleston police reports also include a rough and tumble incident at the church basketball game, drunken casanovas, a parking war of the sexes and much more. 

Read on.

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