photo by flickr user The Rocketeer

A Myrtle Beach man was arrested on Wednesday morning for allegedly stuffing a package of hot dogs down his pants in an area Food Lion.

According to this WMBF report, when apprehended by police, the man reached into his pants, removed the hot dogs, and turned them over to the officer.  We can only hope they were not returned to the sales shelf. 

We don't normally cover crime, but come on, who could resist a cheesy title opportunity like that?  And be careful folks.  We hear that food thievery is rampant along the Grand Strand.  This criminal employs the "make like a statue" tactic.