Never mind auld lang syne...
Let's party

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For the Party Girl Who Loves Glitz:
The Terrace Hippodrome makes for the perfect waterfront location for this no holds barred New Years Eve night of well-dressed debauchery. All the standard fixings apply: balloon drop, champagne toast, open bar. 9pm, tickets are $75 through Wednesday, $95 through the day of

For the Doll Who'd Prefer a Good Stout to Bubbly:
Closed for Business urges you to wear your best Canadian tuxedo (read: denim and flannel) for their New Year's Eve festivities. Plus, they've confetti. Free.

For the Trollop Who's Down for Holy City's BK:
Megan Jean and the KFB host a rock-a-billy style New Year's Eve at one of Park Circle's best haunts, The Mill. Schedule your cab ride ahead of time and get down, down, down. Free.

For the Rebellious Damsel:
Thee Southern Belle hosts a New Years Eve party complete with a hypnotist. Not entirely sure why the hypnotist is required, but we're interested regardless. $40 a couple (because all proper ladies must be escorted by a gentleman to such establishments...)

For the Epicurious Darling:
Husk has three course tasting dinner for $55. Perfect for those who wish to put something of substance in them before downing bottles of champagne the rest of the night. Reservations required.