Yes folks, it's that time: Spring ahead.

On Sunday, March 9, 2014, move your clock up one hour at 2 a.m.

So, to be overly thorough: As Saturday night grows long, brace yourself as it becomes Sunday, for not only may you soon have to be at church, but in just a couple short hours you'll have to adjust the microwave, cell phone, and who knows how many other clocks?

And on how many clocks will you be left wondering if they've already been adjusted by some time-adjusting robotic zealot?

Oh, the horror of daylight saving time and its funky non-pluralization.

The horror!

Note that Arizona, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and the Virgin Islands do not change their clocks, and starting times vary around the world. Day light saving time ends on November 3 in the U.S.