Mashable.com with help of Google Autocomplete created an interesting map of 'State wants'. And what does South Carolina 'want'? To secede! Why? Well, because South Carolina.
"The resulting map reads like a list of New Year's resolutions made by Civil War veterans. Did you know, for example, that more than anything, Wyoming evidently wants an aircraft carrier? Are you close enough to Wisconsin that residents revealed their secret wish to be called "The Mitten State?" Who could forget existential Florida, whose only desire is simply "to know.""
As silly as secession is, at least it's not as bad as Mississippi...stay classy Magnolia State. Hop on over to Mashable for their full write-up and an embiggened map.