Kooks and crooks galore in this week's blotter

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The Charleston City Paper has once again collected the best-of-the-best of most horribly thought out crimes to take place in the Holy City.

Here's sneak peek of what this week's blotter has in store:

A woman phoned police when she found that someone had broken into her car and moved it a few spaces down from where she had parked. This is either a botched attempt at hide-and-seek or proof that car thieves can experience something similar to buyer's remorse.

Criminals just aren't what they used to be.

Click over to the Charleston City Paper to check out Blotter: the week in crime.