Image by Flickr user massdistraction Image by 20091127-panda.jpg If only the roommates would have cooked with a panda pan perhaps they would have been in better spirits.

We pretty regularly plug the odd crime reports coming from downtown by the Charleston City Paper, but east of the Cooper has its fair share off odd reports, too.

Take this week's batch of reports in The Moultrie News: The lead headline reads "Boyfriend finds secondary relationship with neighbor convenient." And then there's the one abut the two male roommates who got into a brawl about "doing all the cooking."

Go take a read.